Thank you Captain Obvious!
Some day Captain Obvious is going to encounter Captain Fantastic...
What is it about being a "Captain" in these insults? Captain Obvious is (obviously) more authoritatively obvious in his statements than, say, Private Obvious, or Sergeant Obvious (perhaps at that rank he is merely Sergeant Evident?).
But what of higher ranks? Do they get awarded depending on the scale of fundamental obviousness of the statement? Major Quite Obvious? Colonel Bloody Obvious? General Screamingly Obvious? Field Marshall We All Knew That Already You Moron?
Yes ladies and gents, this is the kind of thing I think about on an alarmingly regular basis....
What is it about being a "Captain" in these insults? Captain Obvious is (obviously) more authoritatively obvious in his statements than, say, Private Obvious, or Sergeant Obvious (perhaps at that rank he is merely Sergeant Evident?).
But what of higher ranks? Do they get awarded depending on the scale of fundamental obviousness of the statement? Major Quite Obvious? Colonel Bloody Obvious? General Screamingly Obvious? Field Marshall We All Knew That Already You Moron?
Yes ladies and gents, this is the kind of thing I think about on an alarmingly regular basis....
| |
<< Home